Never LIE to your mother

[sebzpets]

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the
> meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's
> roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a
> relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her
> more curious.
>
> Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
> Started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than
> met the eye.
>
> Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must
> be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates."
>
> About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, "Ever since your
> mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
> gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
>
> Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be
> sure. So he sat down and wrote:
>
> ______________________________________________________________________
>
> Dear Mom,
>
> I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm
> not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle.
> But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were
> here for dinner.
>
> Love, Brian
> ______________________________________________________________________
>
> Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that
> read:
>
> i got this from a freind ______________________________________________________________________
>
> Dear Son,
>
> I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that
> you "do not" sleep with Jennifer.
> But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she
> would have found the gravy ladle by now.
>
> Love, Mom
>
> LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER

[silvercloud]

LMAO so true. Remember the ads "Who knows? Mum knows" ROFL

[vankarhi]

I have read that before but slightly different. Very very funny ;D

[courtzrocks]

HAHHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol I like that one

[silverfox]

I love that one. When are kids going to realise that us mums and dads have been there and done that when we were kids. I love spinning my kids out because I know what they have been and what they are doing lol

[vankarhi]

I tell them I have eyes at the back of my head when they are little. It has Caillean worried......lol

[silvercloud]

Thanks to some eagle eyed friends I have found out things my kids have been up to around town and they are stunned when I tell them what they've been doing so when I threaten that I will find out if they're up to no good, they believe me LMAO

[vankarhi]

Yes I have done the same...........Desley was horrified when she found out I knew "stuff" about her........absolutely horrified. but I love it. ;D

[silvercloud]

LMAO like I said 'who knows? mum knows' ;D

[Jane]

That's a classic Big S

Jules and Tracey don't you just love using all those annoying sayings that our parents used to preach to us

[silvercloud]

Yep even though I promised myself I wouldn't be like them ;D