Post by silverfox on Mar 24, 2008 20:59:57 GMT 10
DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT
Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, 'I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a cheque.
'Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!' 'I REPEAT; DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!'
When he got there he saw the biggest, meanest looking dog he had ever seen. But, as she said, he just laid on the carpet and watched him work. He didn't bother him at all.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, 'Shut the hell up you ugly looking bird!'
To which the parrot replied, 'Get him, Spike!'
See - Men just don't listen!
Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, 'I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a cheque.
'Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!' 'I REPEAT; DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!'
When he got there he saw the biggest, meanest looking dog he had ever seen. But, as she said, he just laid on the carpet and watched him work. He didn't bother him at all.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, 'Shut the hell up you ugly looking bird!'
To which the parrot replied, 'Get him, Spike!'
See - Men just don't listen!
