Post by chickabee on Nov 9, 2004 21:44:28 GMT 10
# Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
# Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
# Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
# Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
# Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
# How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
# If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
# If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON(R), how do they make TEFLON(R) stick to the pan?
# If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
# You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
# Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
# Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
# Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
# You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
# Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
# Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
# Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
# Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
# Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
# How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
# If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
# If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON(R), how do they make TEFLON(R) stick to the pan?
# If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
# You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
# Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
# Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
# Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
# You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
# Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
