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Post by chickabee on Nov 26, 2004 13:47:32 GMT 10
From the Ozziebirds Daily
Ground Breaking Story Part 1
Bird breeders from around Australia are aghast at the shocking news release of a new breed of bird. This amazing find was discovered in a backyard aviary in Peakhurst a southern suburb of Sydney last Sunday, the owner of said aviary was unaware of this find, but suspicions were held that the again said owner was dabbling heavy into cross breeding. This find was only leaked by the off chance that the neighbours young boy had jumped the fence to retrieve his soccer ball, on close inspection of the aviary the young lad had then informed his parents and in turn they informed the RSPCA.
RSPCA official’s only comment was that they had never seen anything like it before, but that it was very interesting and that the Sydney Genetics Researchers of the IAALOB were investigating into the matter.
The Owner of the Aviary a MR Budgee, declined to comment last Monday when approached, and has since gone into hiding.
IAALOB researchers having been interviewed today said that they were looking into the matter as they had acquired Mr.Budgee’s Avian notes and that more information will be released.
Neighbours of Mr.Budgee commented that they new something strange was going on as they had noticed that the wild birds in the last month had all left and that their pet cats were shaking and scared and had taken to hiding under the furniture, and only coming out to eat.
The IAALOB said that photos and more information would be released as soon as possible.
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Post by eckie on Nov 26, 2004 13:53:23 GMT 10
is it meant to be funny
or is it a real story
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Post by josiedownunda on Nov 26, 2004 14:05:04 GMT 10
Darn it all lady!!!!!...you are such a darn tease! I really those poor guys when you were young!!LOL
Jo-Anne
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Post by chickabee on Nov 26, 2004 14:43:16 GMT 10
Jamie...are you asking for a hint ;D OK look where it's posted under  Jo-Anne....ROFLMAO you had better pitty my poor hubby we have been together for 18years...he thinks I'm the biggest mischief maker around ;D   |
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Post by fischer on Nov 26, 2004 15:57:12 GMT 10
And he's not the only one, I think your one too ;D ;D . You said you felt like making a bit of mischief today, and you have, ;D . Now get on with it woman ;D . |
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Post by chickabee on Nov 26, 2004 16:40:44 GMT 10
Sorry Tony....ya have to wait ;D the Ozziebirds Daily reporters are all at the pub having their afternoon friday get together |
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Post by AussieBirds on Nov 26, 2004 18:12:00 GMT 10
Any resemblance to me in this story is purly coincidental, just because I live in Peakhurst is completly irrelevent and because they call me Mr Budgie around here has nothing to do with the story or the facts ;D...... God thats an ugly looking bird!!!!!!!!! I just wish it would put the aviary down!!!!!!! [glow=red,2,300]would you look at those pink bits on that bird[/glow] |
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Post by pollyparrot on Nov 26, 2004 18:28:30 GMT 10
lol pink bits have turned up here too is see lmao
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Post by josiedownunda on Nov 27, 2004 5:08:59 GMT 10
John....innocent!!!!...now thats 2 words you never see written in the same sentence! So the truth is you've been scaring the hell out of neighbourhood kids again!.......know we know where the movie Friday the 13th originated!!!LOL
Jo-Anne
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Post by fischer on Nov 27, 2004 5:24:00 GMT 10
I believe you John , I wonder just how Miss Mischeif came across a story of a certain Mr Budgee of Peakhurst??  . I thought it was a secret  . |
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Post by chickabee on Nov 27, 2004 7:33:19 GMT 10
From the Ozziebirds Daily
Ground Breaking Story Part 2
The IAALOB have finally released the latest information regarding the find in a local suburban back yard located in the southern area of Sydney.
An IAALOB lab technician late yesterday evening said that the work Mr.Budgee was doing was way beyond the perception of what cross breeding is all about, but never the less his work is amazing. The said birds have been taken into care, and are very healthy hungry and playfull. Scientists still cannot work out Mr.Budgee’s scribbled notes and feel that his art has been lost to mankind and the forum for ever.
The latest details regarding a Mr. Budgee have been very sketchy, local authorities have suggested that Mr.Budgee has been sucked into cyber space, as his where abouts have been wiped clean, it’s like the man never existed, authorities are scratching their heads and their bums trying to work out what happened to Mr.Budgee.
*****STOP THE PRESS***** *****STOP THE PRESS*****
“ A PHOTO HAS BEEN AQUIRED ”<br>
Early this morning a mysterious pink bits enveloped turned up, and the contents were amazing. On investigation our crafty reporters found that Mr.Budgee and an accomplice a Mr.Hillcrest. It seems that Mr.Hillcrest was a genetics wizz and that he was so proud of his work in helping Mr. Budgee that he wanted the world to know of their discovery. Mr.Hillcrest after hearing the Ozziebirds reporters at the local pub last night discussing the find decided that this story was not going to end as an unsolved mystery as he new only to well that the IAALOB would never release photos.
Thanks to Mr.Hillcrest we have a photo for release………<br>http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-10/869865/New-Bird.jpg
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Post by lovemytiels on Nov 27, 2004 7:43:34 GMT 10
Lol you are a very wicked lady but that was really funny when I saw the pic. ;D . Very naughty off Mr Budgee & Mr Hillcrest LOL ;D ;D ;D . Thanks for cheering me up Deb as I am sick as a dog at the moment.. Keep up the good work & stories. Cheers for now Anna
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Post by hillcresttiels on Nov 27, 2004 9:46:25 GMT 10
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ouch banged my head aain!!! ;D ;D well done Deb and thanks for the laugh if my genetics ever take me that far all i can say is LOOK OUT!  Frank |
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Post by billspets on Nov 27, 2004 10:52:11 GMT 10
hello all
ok now i have seen it all and just think we have the perps that did it here naughty naught !!!!
carnt wait for the next instalment tho as it is a great laugh
talk about the bugdie that put the bite on you
regards
bill
anna thank god our birds bont look like that over here
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Post by AussieBirds on Nov 27, 2004 11:47:40 GMT 10
And if your late feeding them in the morning they bite your arm off. The secret of Frank and my securitey is out, no one is game to try and pinch our birds ;D
These birds are form sale at a reasonable price as gaurd dogs. I never have trouble with cats anymore.
And beside all of that Im absoulitly PMLOL here.
John
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Post by chickabee on Nov 27, 2004 12:03:29 GMT 10
hi it's meeeee ;D just a little more info for you............. IAALOB stands for "It's All A Lot Of Bull" ;D ;D Hey John and Frank, I'm glad you liked the joke, I had an absolute scream coming up with the idea, you should have seem me typing it up I had the biggest grin from ear to ear. I'm just sorry that it was aimed at you two ;D  not ;D |
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Post by AussieBirds on Nov 27, 2004 12:04:55 GMT 10
;D ;D ;D I loved it ;D.
John
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Post by chickabee on Nov 27, 2004 12:10:37 GMT 10
John just one question...do your bird dogs poop from a perch or do they lift a leg PMLOL |
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Post by josiedownunda on Nov 27, 2004 12:11:25 GMT 10
I retract that statement where i called you a tease ......it was worth the wait! But now I will be having nightmares....if their birds look like that what the heck do they look like?  ?? No way known I will be messing with either of those 2 anymore!!!LOL Jo-Anne |
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Post by billspets on Nov 27, 2004 13:14:55 GMT 10
hello all john if they take care of cats l am interested but what about pink bits ?? regards bill |
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?? No way known I will be messing with either of those 2 anymore!!!LOL