Post by fischer on Nov 30, 2004 5:01:45 GMT 10
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DISTRESSING NEWS
from the AFOMM
It seems that a current long running private joke on this Forum
has made it onto the Mainstream Internet. Let me explain how I
came to know this this information.
I was talking to a Journalist mate of mine last night, and as usual, we were sharing new's and current jokes, when I raised the long running joke about Polly's Pink Bit's, He was shocked and told me that pictures of Polly's escapade with the hairy monster, I mean the spider of course, actually exist and are on the net.
Well, you can imagine how upsetting news of this kind might be for poor Polly, so we decided to verify that the pictures did exist
and contacted another mutual friend, an unusual and quite distasteful man who works for the I.T.C. news agency, wich is loosly affiliated with the A.I.W., none of this will mean much to you, I know, so we will leave all that for the moment. This man spends an indecent amount of time in front of a computer screen, and could and did tell us that these pictures of Polly's Plight are on the net and that he had actually posted them.
It seems that when poor Polly was doing her desperate streak for life, away from the hairy monster, modesty temporarily forgotton , there was a nasty little peeping tom type character hiding just outside the window taking pictures of the whole sad event, who promply sold them to this other nasty little man who posted them.
So, now I had to inform poor Polly of this distressing new news about her pink bits. Her reaction was a little hard to guage, I really couldn't tell if she was crying or laughing. For probity's sake and her reputations continued good name, Iv'e decided to go with crying, it sounds much better. After I had calmed the poor girl down, Polly asked me to take care of this matter for her, and I said, of course Polly, I will do all I can.
Now I am the official pink bits handler, not a title I am personally
happy with, I prefer pink bits wrangler, an americanism I know, but somehow more suitable.
It's off to the suberb of East Finchly in Sydney now, in search of
these scurrilous pictures of Polly's pink bit's. East Finchly is a terrible place, chock full of disreputable people, like the people mentioned earlier, but I intend to fulfill my task in retrieving these horrible pictures and restore poor Polly's modesty.
I would prefer that anyone reading this refrain from the immediate urge to go to your favorite seach engine and look for these pictures, you won't find them anyway as I have, at great personal cost, have had them removed .
I will keep you up-dated of further events tomorrow after my rushed trip to East Finchly.
DISTRESSING NEWS
from the AFOMM
It seems that a current long running private joke on this Forum
has made it onto the Mainstream Internet. Let me explain how I
came to know this this information.
I was talking to a Journalist mate of mine last night, and as usual, we were sharing new's and current jokes, when I raised the long running joke about Polly's Pink Bit's, He was shocked and told me that pictures of Polly's escapade with the hairy monster, I mean the spider of course, actually exist and are on the net.
Well, you can imagine how upsetting news of this kind might be for poor Polly, so we decided to verify that the pictures did exist
and contacted another mutual friend, an unusual and quite distasteful man who works for the I.T.C. news agency, wich is loosly affiliated with the A.I.W., none of this will mean much to you, I know, so we will leave all that for the moment. This man spends an indecent amount of time in front of a computer screen, and could and did tell us that these pictures of Polly's Plight are on the net and that he had actually posted them.
It seems that when poor Polly was doing her desperate streak for life, away from the hairy monster, modesty temporarily forgotton , there was a nasty little peeping tom type character hiding just outside the window taking pictures of the whole sad event, who promply sold them to this other nasty little man who posted them.
So, now I had to inform poor Polly of this distressing new news about her pink bits. Her reaction was a little hard to guage, I really couldn't tell if she was crying or laughing. For probity's sake and her reputations continued good name, Iv'e decided to go with crying, it sounds much better. After I had calmed the poor girl down, Polly asked me to take care of this matter for her, and I said, of course Polly, I will do all I can.
Now I am the official pink bits handler, not a title I am personally
happy with, I prefer pink bits wrangler, an americanism I know, but somehow more suitable.
It's off to the suberb of East Finchly in Sydney now, in search of
these scurrilous pictures of Polly's pink bit's. East Finchly is a terrible place, chock full of disreputable people, like the people mentioned earlier, but I intend to fulfill my task in retrieving these horrible pictures and restore poor Polly's modesty.
I would prefer that anyone reading this refrain from the immediate urge to go to your favorite seach engine and look for these pictures, you won't find them anyway as I have, at great personal cost, have had them removed .
I will keep you up-dated of further events tomorrow after my rushed trip to East Finchly.
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