Post by chickabee on Jun 23, 2005 23:30:28 GMT 10
How do you get down off an elephant?
You don't! You get down off a duck.
Did you ever notice that when ducks migrate in their Vee formation, one side of the line is longer than the other? Know why that is? There's more ducks in it.
What is a bird after he is five days old? Six days old!
Why does a stork stand on one leg? Because if he took the other leg off the ground he would fall on the ground!
You don't! You get down off a duck.
Did you ever notice that when ducks migrate in their Vee formation, one side of the line is longer than the other? Know why that is? There's more ducks in it.
What is a bird after he is five days old? Six days old!
Why does a stork stand on one leg? Because if he took the other leg off the ground he would fall on the ground!
