Post by bangkokphil on Dec 19, 2005 10:24:58 GMT 10
Three men went to church on Christmas Eve and were met by the vicar at the door.
"In honor of this holy season," He said, "you must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into my church."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.
You may pass through the door the vicar said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, "They're bells" .
The vicar said you may pass through the door.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally
pulled out a pair of women's panties.
the vicar looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And
just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carol's".
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"In honor of this holy season," He said, "you must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into my church."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.
You may pass through the door the vicar said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, "They're bells" .
The vicar said you may pass through the door.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally
pulled out a pair of women's panties.
the vicar looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And
just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carol's".
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good one 
