Post by chickabee on Nov 10, 2005 17:19:42 GMT 10
Q: Where does a 500lb Budgie sit ?
A: Anywhere it wants !!
Q: What do you get when you cross a Budgie with a Shark ?
A: A bird that talks your ear off !!
Q:What do you get when you cross a Budgie with a vegetable ?
A: Chick peas !!
Q:How does a girlie Budgie send a letter to her friend ?
A:In a Hen-velope !!
Q:Who tells the best Budgie jokes?
A:Comedi-HENS !!
Q: Why does a Budgie sleep on one leg ?
A: Because if he lifted that leg up too he'd fall over !!
Q: Where does a Budgie go when it loses it's tail ?
A: A Re-tail store !!
Q: What do you give a sick Budgie ?
A: Tweetment !!
A: Anywhere it wants !!
Q: What do you get when you cross a Budgie with a Shark ?
A: A bird that talks your ear off !!
Q:What do you get when you cross a Budgie with a vegetable ?
A: Chick peas !!
Q:How does a girlie Budgie send a letter to her friend ?
A:In a Hen-velope !!
Q:Who tells the best Budgie jokes?
A:Comedi-HENS !!
Q: Why does a Budgie sleep on one leg ?
A: Because if he lifted that leg up too he'd fall over !!
Q: Where does a Budgie go when it loses it's tail ?
A: A Re-tail store !!
Q: What do you give a sick Budgie ?
A: Tweetment !!
