Post by AussieBirds on Nov 21, 2005 12:45:19 GMT 10
It's heading toward Christmas so here we go a Christmas story.
Three men died in a car accident.They all found themselves at the pearly gates, waiting to enter Heaven. on entering they were told that they must present something Christmassy.
The first man searched his pocket, and found some mistletoe, so he was allowed in.
The second man presented a cracker , so he also was allowed in.
The third man, in desperation presented a pair of knickers.
Confused at this last offering , the angel asked.
"How do these represent Christmas?"
To which the man replied...
"...They're Carol's..."
John
Three men died in a car accident.They all found themselves at the pearly gates, waiting to enter Heaven. on entering they were told that they must present something Christmassy.
The first man searched his pocket, and found some mistletoe, so he was allowed in.
The second man presented a cracker , so he also was allowed in.
The third man, in desperation presented a pair of knickers.
Confused at this last offering , the angel asked.
"How do these represent Christmas?"
To which the man replied...
"...They're Carol's..."
John
...... ;D ;D ;D