Blonde Year

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Blonde Year Feb 8, 2006 11:48:27 GMT 10

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Post by AussieBirds on Feb 8, 2006 11:48:27 GMT 10

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer!!!

March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Jelly.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water
won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the
other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because
soft-top was open..

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per
pound and I weigh 108 !!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on
the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!

"The happiest people don't have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything."
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly.
Leave the rest to God.

AcaciaWattle V.I.P Member Goddess of Guineas, Scorps, fish and pythons. Mumma to Dougal (above) Posts: 896	Blonde Year Feb 8, 2006 13:16:48 GMT 10 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AcaciaWattle on Feb 8, 2006 13:16:48 GMT 10 I swear some days I feel like that LMAO! Loved them
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AussieBirds Forum Owner The Center, that point within a circle from which every part of the circumfrence is equdistant Posts: 3,975	Blonde Year Feb 8, 2006 14:40:04 GMT 10 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AussieBirds on Feb 8, 2006 14:40:04 GMT 10 I should have added, with apology's to all blond members of the forum ROFLOL. John
	"The happiest people don't have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything." Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

AcaciaWattle V.I.P Member Goddess of Guineas, Scorps, fish and pythons. Mumma to Dougal (above) Posts: 896	Blonde Year Feb 8, 2006 15:15:24 GMT 10 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AcaciaWattle on Feb 8, 2006 15:15:24 GMT 10 suprisingly I'm not blonde
	Freshest if read before date on carton. Contents may settle during shipment. If stupidity persists, consult your psychiatrist. For off-road use only. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error, or failure to perform.

silvercloud Administrator Posts: 4,459	Blonde Year Feb 8, 2006 17:21:43 GMT 10 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by silvercloud on Feb 8, 2006 17:21:43 GMT 10 LOL very funny, I can relate Amanda.

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