melw
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Post by melw on Mar 29, 2006 21:35:56 GMT 10
Rules Your Parrot Wants You To Know!
The Parrot Rules
1. If you like it, it's mine.
2. If I can reach it, it's mine.
3. If it's in my beak, it's mine.
4. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
5. If I had it awhile ago, it's mine.
6. If it's mine, it must never appear to be your's in any way.
7. If I'm chewing something, all the pieces are mine.
8. If it looks like mine, it's mine.
9. If I saw it first, it's mine.
10. If you have something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
Author - Jane Hallander
I thought that this was great when i read it and just had to share. This is so true. Whenever i am eating or drinking, Ollie has to come and see what it is and try to take it so he can have it. ;D
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Post by vankarhi on Mar 30, 2006 10:10:18 GMT 10
oops, I thought I had posted my reply  Try again. ROFPMSLOL.........melw, that just cracked me up.........I love it and am printing it out to frame and hang up in my newly painted (after 5 years of waiting for hubby to do it - but I ended up doing it) downstairs toilet. I wanted something to hang up down there. I will find some pretty paper and then frame it. Keep them coming  |
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Post by silvercloud on Mar 30, 2006 11:34:47 GMT 10
LOL I love it.
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melw
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Post by melw on Mar 30, 2006 21:36:25 GMT 10
I like this one too.... gave me a chuckle ;D Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About Our Pets: 1. They live here. You don't. 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why it's called "fur"niture.) 3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. 4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy/has feathers, walks on all fours/twos and doesn't speak clearly. Dogs, cats and birds are better than kids... they eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, and don't need a gazillion dollars for college - and if they get pregnant, you can sell the children. |
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Post by vankarhi on Mar 30, 2006 22:13:30 GMT 10
Gee, I think I might swap my kids for more birds................I like the sound of number 4 |
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Post by silvercloud on Mar 30, 2006 23:49:23 GMT 10
ROFL
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Post by AcaciaWattle on Mar 30, 2006 23:51:14 GMT 10
Ah but wait....
5. You can confine them to the House/yard/ cage and not get into trouble for it! (of course you wouldn't put a cat or a dog in a cage but you get my drift!)
And those reasons are why I have no human children! LMAO
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Post by silvercloud on Mar 30, 2006 23:54:37 GMT 10
I don't have human children anymore, they're teenage aliens.
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Post by vankarhi on Mar 31, 2006 8:57:05 GMT 10
LOL Amanda and Jules...............I understand the teenagae aliens too.    who said we can't lock them up too Ok the dogs were at a training session and it is much easier to have them in a crate than pegged and Caillean went through a stage of wanting to be a bird when he was about 18 months - 2 years old.............so I let him ;D. Just looking at the third photo..............that was done before the renovations...........no carpet anymore and we do not have that lounge or cabinet anymore either. |
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Post by silvercloud on Mar 31, 2006 11:13:32 GMT 10
LOL He's a sweetie. They're so funny at that age.
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