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Post by AussieBirds on Aug 10, 2006 13:07:40 GMT 10
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, fishing, always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
"When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalk."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
John
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Post by vankarhi on Aug 10, 2006 22:15:28 GMT 10
PMSLOL................your a lucky man to only have a limp. lol
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Post by silvercloud on Aug 11, 2006 11:07:49 GMT 10
ROFLPML
I reckon Tracey
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