Post by Jane on Aug 8, 2007 12:43:17 GMT 10
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest worry was that there was no afterlife.
After many happy years together the husband passed away and true to their deal he made contact:
"Mary...Mary"
"Is that you Fred?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"What's the afterlife like?"
"Well I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, off to the golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun and then I have sex twice. I then have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again, then sex until late night. Next day it starts all over again."
"Oh Fred you must have gone to heaven"
"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Sulfolk"
After many happy years together the husband passed away and true to their deal he made contact:
"Mary...Mary"
"Is that you Fred?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"What's the afterlife like?"
"Well I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, off to the golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun and then I have sex twice. I then have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again, then sex until late night. Next day it starts all over again."
"Oh Fred you must have gone to heaven"
"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Sulfolk"
