on a roll tonight. lol

[vankarhi]

I was just sent this one too. I know I am sick ;D

Strailya Mate

An Australian, a Kiwi and South African are in a bar one night having a
beer.

All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, throws his glass in
the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. "In Seth Efrika
our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one
twice," he says.

The Kiwi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
"Wull mate, in Noo Zulland we have so much sand to make the glasses that
we don't need to drink out the same glass either," he says.

The Australian, cool as a Koala, picks up his beer and drinks it,throws
His glass in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the South African and
the Kiwi.

He turns to the astonished barman and says,"In Strailya mate, we have so
many bloody South Africans and Kiwis that we don't need to drink with
the same ones twice ."




oh and by the way some good friends of mine are kiwis too ;D

[courtzrocks]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA I LOVE IT not that im racist or anything, im sure they tell jokes like that about us though.

[vankarhi]

I am not racist but that was funny. I have some good friends who are kiwi's and they tell us jokes like that too. ;D

[silvercloud]

LMAO