Post by AussieBirds on Mar 8, 2008 13:20:35 GMT 10
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Daisy, my wonder dog, at Woolworth and was in the check out line. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired, with little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. I probably shouldn't, I continued, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time. I awoke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. However, I did lose 40 pounds on the diet, so I was giving it another go.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is you load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is
nutritionally complete and I needed to lose a few more pounds. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in t he line was, by now, enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, this woman asked if I ended up in intensive care because I'd been poisoned by the dog food. I told her no, it happened because I stepped off a curb to sniff an Afghans behind and a car hit both of us.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard!
john
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is you load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is
nutritionally complete and I needed to lose a few more pounds. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in t he line was, by now, enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, this woman asked if I ended up in intensive care because I'd been poisoned by the dog food. I told her no, it happened because I stepped off a curb to sniff an Afghans behind and a car hit both of us.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard!
john
