Post by vankarhi on May 17, 2010 10:32:54 GMT 10
This is a joke my best mate sent me. This is actually something I can imagine my husband and I doing or saying.....except it would be me putting the dog out 
Cracked me up..........but then I am one sick "puppy" at times ;D
Who Put The Dog Out ...
A couple was going out for the evening.
They'd gotten ready, all dolled up, but just needed to put the
dog out when the taxi arrives.
However as the couple walked out of the house,
the dog shoots back in the house.
They don't want the dog shut in the house,
so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the dog out.
The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty,
explains to the taxi driver:
'He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother.'
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.
'Sorry I took so long' he says.
'Stupid b!tch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her
with a coat hanger to get her to come out!
Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from
scratching and biting me as I hauled her arse downstairs and tossed her in the back yard!
She better not nuts in the vegetable garden again!'
The silence in the cab was deafening.
Cracked me up..........but then I am one sick "puppy" at times ;D
Who Put The Dog Out ...
A couple was going out for the evening.
They'd gotten ready, all dolled up, but just needed to put the
dog out when the taxi arrives.
However as the couple walked out of the house,
the dog shoots back in the house.
They don't want the dog shut in the house,
so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the dog out.
The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty,
explains to the taxi driver:
'He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother.'
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.
'Sorry I took so long' he says.
'Stupid b!tch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her
with a coat hanger to get her to come out!
Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from
scratching and biting me as I hauled her arse downstairs and tossed her in the back yard!
She better not nuts in the vegetable garden again!'
The silence in the cab was deafening.
